Dumbledore, died at age 115
Horcruxes made: 0
Voldemort, died at age 71
Horcruxes made: 7
Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.
this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am
He tried to use an advanced death magic spell to kill a baby. He literally doesn’t know how to do anything without magic. Just drop it out a window my dude, babies are so delicate
Aaand that was Ron
Excuse you that was Malfoy. Ron would never dream of dropping a baby out a window
*Gestures wildly at the very much alive Neville Longbottom who bounced after being dropped out of a window* ARE YOU SURE THAT WOULD WORK?
You know, Lily’s protection worked by rebounding COD on Voldemort. So If Tommy-boy dropped Harry our of a window, does that mean baby Harry would have bounced back so hard he hit Riddle in his face hard enough to crack his neck?
and THAT was rons response