just-shower-thoughts

Thanksgiving is the only holiday where we eat the mascot

curiousobsession101

Christmas

pragnificent

Listen I didn’t grow up in a very religious household BUT 

pragnificent

Ppl in the notes keep saying “Christmas” and I am losing my mind. 

Are yall out there eating Jesus for Christmas dinner?

Santa???

Reindeer???

WHAT IS GOING ON. 

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

transubstantiation

body of christ

pragnificent

That’s every week tho, isn’t it?

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

true, christians vore christ every sunday, that’s common knowledge

pragnificent

why are you like this 

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

i missed certain developmental milestones as a kid