Silver Tongue

andrewquo:

andrewquo:

andrewquo:

I walked past my roommates room, saw him asleep with the lights on and sighed, thinking “he must’ve had a long day” then turned off his light and closed the door. How much more of a mom could I get

Because you guys requested it, I’m now gonna attempt to tuck him in. I hope he doesn’t wake up. That’d be awkward as fuck

If u think a motherly kiss on the forehead and whispering “sweet dreams, pumpkin” is too much then u shoulda said so earlier cause now he’s awake and angry

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