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straightfacedstrangeness:

Concept for a porno:

Woman reclining seductively on a bed. The door swings open. The Grim Reaper walks in.

Woman gives the Reaper a husky look. “So,” she drawls. “Death has finally come for me.”

“Not yet,” replies the Reaper, and strips off its robe

@museconfused how dare you link this to me

Reblogged 2 years ago from deep-sea-prince (Originally from straightfacedstrangeness)
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