jheselbraum:

semiotickitten:

fineapplemango:

naturalneeshia:

dirt–and–glitter:

sexwitsockson:

meemmiliaxx:

this is …. wow

LMFAO

Wow

Had to watch this multiple times to understand wtf

Chaotics canceling each other out

WILD

Beginning of the video: A simple but effective con, one person distracts the cashier (who’s usually alone) while the other grabs what they can from the stock (more effective in convenience stores since the smaller salesfloor gives the cashier an extra sense of security). Generally nonviolent, they likely don’t realize they’re in perfect view of the camera (the only real flaw in this con– what aisles the cashier can’t see are in full view of the camera, which is actually pretty decent considering that this is probably a dollar store given the placement of the cashier and the lack of windows facing outwards, though with their neutral clothing they won’t be standing out any time soon and the skateboard is easy enough to ditch if they have to) and they’re only taking chips, which, yes, that cashier is probably going to get blamed for the incident but they’re not going to get physically injured.

2nd half of the video: An actual fucking armed robbery, doesn’t look staged (unless they’ve got a friend that’s ride or die enough to get tackled and have a display rack fall on them, those shits HURT), the two con artists conspire to thwart the third intruder, but still make off with their stolen chips

Conclusion: This video looks like how Gravity Falls feels

honor among thieves yo. they don’t want anyone getting hurt.