banishedquasiroyal:

bluemoonhound:

banishedquasiroyal:

banishedquasiroyal:

frightening revelation that equius zahhak was a crossfit vegan who lost his life to ronald mcdonald on hard drugs

“but equius drank milk” you fool. you buffoon. lusus milk is the equivalent of breast milk. homeboy zahhak was 13 yrs old, yet to be weened off the glorious musclebeast tit, and therefore technically speaking was vegan

hey bq? Do you take critiques on your posts??

yes but i’m right and you know it

like a horse, he would bite off fingers but like a vegan, he would not eat them

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    A vegan??? Homeboy literally only drank milk
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