This dude I added on snapchat randomly sent me a picture of his penis while I was at work today so obviously I can’t ever fuck him now because he’s a douche
But it’s so disappointing because based on our previous conversation I was fully intending to fuck him if a coffee date went well
And also his penis was admittedly gorgeous.
Like dude. If you had just not sent me a random dick picture. I would have in person put your dick inside me. Look what you ruined.
I love this cautionary tale.
Men are super good at cock blocking themselves.
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