Silver Tongue

kenkus-delivery-service:

Russian psyop agent: -sits on secluded park bench-

Handler: -sits down, not making eye contact- I like your shoelaces.

Russian psyop agent: -staring straight ahead- Thanks, I stole them from the president.

Handler: -nods once, slides over manila envelope labeled “dank socialist memes-

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