Steve: Hey Thor.

Thor: First of all you didn’t even invite me to your little “war” when you guys know how much I love war and you don’t even bother saying “hey Thor how are you? Is everything alright?” No you just say hey like I don’t even matter so you know what sTevE FUCK YOU.

Steve: Um…how are you? Is everything alright?

Thor: haha funny story I have another emo sibling who destroyed my hammer also my father died and I went to this war planet where I reunited with Banner. Oh and I may or may not have destroyed my planet. But anyways enough of me how have you guys been?

Steve: we um me and Tony got into a fight in a parking lot so that’s cool right.