Silver Tongue

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marvel’s tv shows would be a lot better if they would stop trying to make them super dramatic and instead made them comedies that happen to be about superheroes. like @ marvel, recast clint barton and give him superhero show with a setup similar to parks and rec or the office and i guarantee you’ll get better tv ratings.

kate: dude you’re shaking, how much coffee did you drink today

clint: i haven’t had any coffee today

[immediately cuts to clint sitting in front of the camera, drinking some coffee]

clint: this is my 27th cup

literally anyone: [talks about how clint should drink more water and take more vitamins and generally try to take better care of himself]

clint: [looks into the camera and then turns off his hearing aid]

*cilnt makes amazing sandwich and sits down*

Clint: …
Clint: Tony can handle it *goes to bite into sadnwich*

Tony on clints phone: “hey we could use your help around here”

cilnt: ….

*clint puts phone on silence*

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