Random sci fi bit:
Someone walks into a room announcing, “I hate to be the bearer of bad news…” and their alien friend spits water because the translator said, “I’m unhappily pregnant with new evil.”
Who the fuck programmed their translator, Google?
nah, even google translate can get context sometimes. it was clearly bing
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