Silver Tongue

lizardlicks:

jottingprosaist:

Random sci fi bit:

Someone walks into a room announcing, “I hate to be the bearer of bad news…” and their alien friend spits water because the translator said, “I’m unhappily pregnant with new evil.”

Who the fuck programmed their translator, Google?

nah, even google translate can get context sometimes. it was clearly bing

Reblogged 5 years ago from rosexknight (Originally from jottingprosaist)
79,677 notes
  1. leymonaide reblogged this from itsfirecat
  2. igameinheels reblogged this from tittypocalypse
  3. xargon reblogged this from tittypocalypse
  4. tittypocalypse reblogged this from bijoumikhawal
  5. voiceshearingyouloud reblogged this from nosuchthingasafish
  6. nosuchthingasafish reblogged this from the-firebreathing-bitchqueen
  7. vulgarvulcan reblogged this from a-star-that-fell
  8. newyearnewobsession reblogged this from super-perfectqueen-reyna
  9. legalinthevoid reblogged this from microwaveabl
  10. microwaveabl reblogged this from super-perfectqueen-reyna
  11. im-always-changing reblogged this from bijoumikhawal
  12. theamazinggrayson reblogged this from hylianengineer
  13. maikanto reblogged this from a-star-that-fell
  14. wiisportsrevolt reblogged this from a-star-that-fell
  15. hylianengineer reblogged this from a-star-that-fell
  16. topshelf2112-blog reblogged this from a-star-that-fell
  17. a-star-that-fell reblogged this from bijoumikhawal
  18. bijoumikhawal reblogged this from enbygesserit
  19. super-perfectqueen-reyna reblogged this from spirallingintotheabyss
  20. thelonelygirlsfears reblogged this from enbygesserit
  21. chimthecappy reblogged this from undynedevotion
  22. lybelle-yule reblogged this from penthepoet
  23. retiredgremlin reblogged this from glorious-sea-pancakes
  24. jottingprosaist posted this