JohnJade is sad, because John will never be able to sleep again due to Jade sleeping in the same bed with him, and licking his face in her sleep, because shes a dog, waking him up from a nightmare of him drowning! And even worse, Jade will develop diabetes eventually, because John is so damn sweet! (Im just kidding, JohnJade is great!)

Jade’s a goodie, she sleeps at the end of the bed