Druid: Wait, why is a half-dryad researching Dwarven history?
Sorcerer: Don’t tell me you’re a Dwarf weeb.
DM as half-Dryad character: No, I’m a Dwarf weed!
Sorcerer’s player: Wait, no I said that out of character.
DM: Please let me have this joke. I’m begging you.