yourplayersaidwhat

Druid: Wait, why is a half-dryad researching Dwarven history?

Sorcerer: Don’t tell me you’re a Dwarf weeb.

DM as half-Dryad character: No, I’m a Dwarf weed!

Sorcerer’s player: Wait, no I said that out of character.

DM: Please let me have this joke. I’m begging you.