yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: By the way, spectres can’t be detected by the Detect Good and Evil spell.

Bard: What about detect asshole?

DM: No, they don’t have assholes.

Paladin/ Fighter: Then what do I eat?

Everyone else: WHAT.

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