ngl my FAVORITE bad headcanon is that dirk strider’s hair only sticks up Like That because he only showers once every eight months and yes. its grease and sweat that makes it stick up. hes fucking awful i hate him
and by showering, he dives into the ocean for a few minutes.
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thepunisherofficial said:
Except he canonly takes frequent and very long showers. This is literally in the comic dude, Jake calls them his “famous eternal showers” or something.
