we all want to relate to pl satan but Uriel just reveals the location of Paradise bc satan disguised himself as a smooth slice and frankly Uriel, Eyes of God and Certifiable Dipshit, was absolutely duped bc satan made himself Really Cute with limbs that “”“diffused suitable grace.””” uriel’s Sharp Heavenly Eyes popped out of his sockets like a fucking looney toon! the archangel uriel got catfished! humanity paid the price! that’s the most relateable gay feeling in the entire book actually
#uriel @ing satan on satan’s private instagram: Wow You’re Praising Man?? Haha Wow That’s So Cool And Admirable?? Do U Have Snapchat Haha?#the worst thing is that uriel spots satan directly after his whiny outburst at the sun and satan looks really pissed and uriel’s like shit#uriel: take him swimming before just SAYING haha
I’m so sorry, I had to save your tags, this is THE funniest text post ive seen in my life lgrkkl’;re
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