do you ever suddenly realise that every last alchemist in fma is a nerd
they’re scientists. they’re nerds.
and yet somehow…… they also manage to be jocks.
they are the perfect combination of bro and loser. alex has more muscles than friends. roy sulks like a wet puppy when he can’t use his magic flames. ed can’t ride big rollercoasters.
only True Jock in this franchise is Riza Hawkeye and i think that’s beautiful
And Scar was an ultrajock, running around with stolen homework, hunting down nerds as the ultimate bully in Amestris.
Does that make bradley the dean? The one in charge who yells at the frats who are ruining the school. Imagine him walking on campus to find roy TP’d the building and yells “MUSTANG HOOOOOOOOUSE”