Every time I post Charlie the Choo-Choo somewhere I get a lot of visceral “NO!” reactions so I might as well share him with y’all

Long story short: it’s a completely innocuous children’s book by Stephen King except every illustration looks like this. It’s twenty odd pages of carefully polished uncanny valley. I love Charlie, it’s exactly the kind of shit I’d pull if I had more money than god himself and an insatiable urge to fuck with people.