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princepathetiic:

Me: I’M VERY DEPRESSED AND I NEED HELP PLS GIVE ME ATTENTION

Person: *gives me attention*

Me: *acts totally chill and makes jokes the entire time they try to help*

M̻͌E̷̢̳̲̱:ͩ ̼̦ͩ̑͜*̨̥A̷̹̱ͬ͠Cͭ͘T̸S̡ ̳́̂̃̿T͓ͬ́Ǫ̗T̀͏̋Ǎ̡̝̓LΙ̨̛L̓̆Y̸͉͉ͫ̉ ̸͎̂̊͝

Ć͌͜͏H͢ÌL̜̪̳L҉͝͏ ̧͓ͥA̓N̛̫ͭͫD̸̞̟͊́ Ι͎M͇̊̈͢͠A͛K͏̒́E̜͇̒͝Ṣ̶̂ ̺̮̃̋J͕̾͞O̢̝̅K̡̢͕̹̦ĚS͍̑̓ ̝͚ͦT͏̓́H͖̬̿͜E̤ ̧̆ͤE̺ͯ̀̒̕N̳̟͞T̷̢̲͘͟I̞̜R̛̼̗͌̌E͎ ̴́̑̃

T̨̻͇̲́I͕̝ͫ͟͠M̶̽̄̈͟E̸̦̲͟͜ ̷̗̋̔͡T̙̾H̦̳͙ͤË̩́҉̃Y̨̟̫͔ ͋T͔Ṛ̴Ȳ ̶̲T̡̫̊͝Ò̤̔͞ ̠̇͠͝Ḩ͐Ë́L̈́̽P͖̼̋͝*̤͝ ̷̭



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