alexanderrm:

itsbenedict:

alexanderrm:

“Please save me! I’ll do anything for you!” “Then perish.”
“Hell is empty, and all the devils are here.”
“Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?”
“…Then I shall face God, and walk backwards into hell.”
“…I’d strike the sun if it insulted me.” 

-All of these are from shitposts, regrettably not from literary classics.

this post is an incredible mix of right and wrong, because no, yeah, hell is empty and all the devils are here is from shakespeare, but that doesn’t make it not a shitpost- and at the same time being shitposts doesn’t make any of these not literary classics

Yeah I messed up with 2 and 5, thanks to everyone who pointed it out and also to you for making an even better post.