candycanemiscreant

i cant make jokes. every time im tempted to make a joke the lil tumblr blogger in my mind will pop out and be like “that joke is so overplayed. i hope you fucking choke” and then ill be like, you know what? fair

candycanemiscreant

i see those posts that are like “i hope warriormale is a fucking convicted felon because jokes involving him suck” and im just extremely