alia-andreth:

mahalsbutt:

alia-andreth:

All the 70s Tolkien fanart be like

Pants? What are those? I have never heard of them.

You can’t say that and not link it… I wanna see the leggies…

AAAAA. MINE EYES.

Courtesy of the Brothers Hildebrand.

The Bros. Hildebrand also give us this image, in which Aragorn is showing more thigh than Arwen, but at least…at least he’s wearing skintight…tights.

Of course, Tolkien art was rare in the 70s, so while not technically fanart a better example might be the Ralph Bakshi animated movies. Behold, the Pantsless Horde:

The guy on the left with the sword? That’s Aragorn by the way. Nice miniskirt and gogo boots, eh?

Uhh… is that…?

It is.

Boromir is also a repeat offender:

For Eru’s sake, there are hobbits present.

Everybody was kung fu fighting… Hii-ya!

This is supposed to be Elrond, by the way. Love how ol’ Ralph gave us this shot up his crotch.

CAN’T SPELL LEGOLAS WITHOUT LEGS!!!!

Anyways, I have more cringeworthy images from 70s Tolkien fandom, but as they are not directly related to this post, they will have to wait until later.