update: prim and proper kanaya who has her shit together is FAKE.
where’s kanaya “Fuck Oh Fuck I Just Dropped Our Dinner And Now Im Going To Not Clean It Up And Cry In The Middle Of The Kitchen Floor Rocking Back And Forth In A Vaguely Fetal Position Also Can You Order Pizza” maryam?? where is she?? trick question she’s in our hearts
also don’t forget kanaya “Rose Weve Been Here For Like Three Hours Do We Live Here Now Can I Go Home But Not To This Home Because This Is Not Out Home!” maryam, who is in IKEA and is crying about everything being swedish
kanaya would fall asleep on one of the couches on display
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