ai-yo:

you: this generation wants to fuck vampires and shit, what happened to when vampires were scary?

me, an intellectual: vampire stories literally developed as a way to explore anxieties and fears around sex, you’re supposed to want to fuck them, that’s the point

me, a 15th century peasant: i wrote them about the plagues that cursed our village, do not assign your horny victorian vampire pamphlets to me

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    If you havnt already please read Dracula, one of my all time favourite books.
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