You’re an immortal. Your secret? Flirting with death and running away as fast as you can once they’re distracted.
Reversal: You flirt with death and actually want to die. But death runs away every time.
Death gets flustered and is just trying to figure out how to properly reciprocate the feeling
This…is deadpool??
Nah, deadpool and death hit it off quite well. In fact, thats why thanoss wants to kill everyone in the universe. As a gesture of his love to death.