Ed: Come on, sir, the math thing isn’t the problem, night shift is keeping you and Riza apart. You two just need to bone.
Al: [strangled frightened noise]
Roy: What did you say?
Al, whispering: don’t say it again!
Ed: I said you two need to bone
Al: …
Roy:
Roy: how
Roy: dare you, fullmetal alchemist
Roy: i am YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER!
[one minute later]
Roy: BONE?
[three minutes later]
Roy: What happens in my bedroom, fullmetal, is NONE. of your. business.
[five minutes later]
Roy: BoOoOoOoNE???
[ten minutes later]
Roy: don’t ever. speak to me like that again.
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