The Gang Tracks a “Deer”

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An NPC had wandered off into a nearby forest and two of the party members were going to go look for him.

Me, The DM: Okay, you’re walking along the path and can you do a perception check for me?

Our Cleric, OOC: Okay… Oh. I got a 5+2, so a 7.

Me: Christ. Okay. You’re not really sure what you see on the path. It could be his shoe prints OR it could be some really fucked up deer.

Cleric, to our Warlock: We better look out. There’s a deer wearing Tims around.

A little bit later they find some of the trees had been marked with a small cut in them with a knife.

Warlock: Oh my God the deer’s got a knife!

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