Silver Tongue

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that feeling when you see someone wearing a jacket with a shit-ton of patches and you need to get closer so you can tell what type of punk they are

counterpoint: girl scouts

Are you trying to tell me that girl scouts aren’t a type of punk?

SHIT fuck you’re absolutely right

Actually, I totally have something to add to this.

So walking home from work yesterday, I passed a girl scout and her big sis selling girl guide cookies, and I was like: Score! I just got kickback money, so for once I have money on hand, and they never come to my house!

As I’m walking up, I hear the person at the door they’re currently at …let’s say he was berating the poor girl for being brown.

So when he slams the door, the little one just turns to her sis and cheerfully says something like ‘That’s another one for the list. I think he’s at least a two!’

And I’m already behind her at this point with my $10 out for two boxes of thin mints, and she’s all like ‘ah thanks!’, and I ask “What’s this list …?”

“My big sister is keeping a list here of racist fucks and she’s going to break their windows and stuff on halloween!”.

Anyways, girl scouts are precious little angels.

Oh right, this.

I checked around the dude’s house late halloween night.

All his windows were broken.

THE HEROES WE BARELY DESERVE

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