Context: we had gotten way off track because we started talking about just random shit when the subject got turned to, you guessed it, potatoes.

DM: (in an effort to get us back on track to our druid and sorcerer who was a potato farmer in game) ROLL FOR POTATO

Sorcerer: *rolls nat 20*

Druid: *rolls nat 20*

Rogue (me): “wait what?”

DM: “sorcerer you pick twenty potatoes and druid you MAKE twenty potatoes”

Rogue (me): “Wait. WHAT?”

Eventually they had 135 potatoes, almost started a potato religion, and I left the room to fucking comprehend where it all went wrong.