Silver Tongue

prokopetz:

ndiecity:

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misbehavingmaiar:

earendil-was-a-mariner:

Bilbo: wait I get it now. The dragon is a metaphor for greed and power. We need to ‘defeat’ it by being humble when we get the treasure.

Thorin: Bilbo, for the last time, it’s a real dragon and it has my gold

It’s living in my house, Bilbo

For some ungodly reason “it’s living in my house, Bilbo” struck the same mental note for me as “I’m dying, Squirtle”, and now in my head Bidoof is voiced by Richard Armitage. Help.

Pull the trigger, Piglet

That’s not better.

Reblogged 5 years ago from dies-first (Originally from earendil-was-a-mariner)
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