talesofthestarshipregeneration:
okay not only is this twitter account fucking gold but its also so accurate i could cry
the fair trade latte fuckery hath slain me.
The only thing that can make this better are these two tweets from the girl behind Guy In Your MFA:
I wanted to add this fantastic piece by Mallory Ortberg called “Male Novelist Jokes”. We read it at every one of our school literary club’s open mics. It always has me in stitches.
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