Silver Tongue

paludosa:

white-eagle:

talesofthestarshipregeneration:

pinthetailonthehonky:

okay not only is this twitter account fucking gold but its also so accurate i could cry

the fair trade latte fuckery hath slain me. 

The only thing that can make this better are these two tweets from the girl behind Guy In Your MFA:

image

I wanted to add this fantastic piece by Mallory Ortberg  called “Male Novelist Jokes”. We read it at every one of our school literary club’s open mics. It always has me in stitches.

  1. theskidiot reblogged this from misshasclass
  2. misshasclass reblogged this from harmonymelody
  3. poetic-artsy-people reblogged this from amotleycrew
  4. pkmurasaki reblogged this from pkmurasaki
  5. itme-nofaithleft reblogged this from 7thedisasterdyke
  6. slytherinprongs-toomanyfandoms reblogged this from elidyce
  7. bitchofthevalley reblogged this from leftboob-enthusiast
  8. thenecromancersparade reblogged this from samasaur
  9. samasaur reblogged this from miabrown007
  10. getbacktofandomlife reblogged this from keysmashehly
  11. belosers reblogged this from katbelleinthedark
  12. emarie-stone reblogged this from mercraine
  13. cripple-cat reblogged this from unexpected-bear
  14. archangel-kitten reblogged this from crying-over-really-dumb-things
  15. pseudoply reblogged this from achromic-red-dreams-doze-angrily
  16. nikrmana reblogged this from hidinginmyhands
  17. hidinginmyhands reblogged this from misterghostfrog
  18. the-importance-of-being-wilde reblogged this from definite-human
  19. kool--kitty reblogged this from bigskydreaming
  20. doritosandavocados reblogged this from f1ustered
  21. ironically-fabulous reblogged this from ajkal2
  22. miss-macaroni-vii reblogged this from transryuji
  23. lismock reblogged this from medusasstory