Silver Tongue

tomoyolesbian:

list of edits that have been made to todd howard’s french wikipedia page today

because the english one got protected too quickly

  • copy+pasting a transcript of “fred goes swimming”
  • writing “buy skyrim” like a billion times over and over again. you wanna see it, this person was dedicated
  • a statement beginning “He’s a stinky man with big feet”
  • obligatory bee movie script
  • changing his name to Hodd “Coward” Toward
  • changing his name to Todd Howard the Video Game Coward
  • “nationality: Milkiest Boy”, born 1771, changing every mention of “game” to “jame”
  • a sentence saying that he created the entire universe 1000 years before his birth and that this explains the phrase “a small problem in the matrix”
  • birthdate is 4/20/6969, “known for: being a spineless coward”
  • born 1371, name change to Hodd “Bussy” Toward
  • replacing entire first part of article with his name, repeatedly
  • translating the entire article to english for no reason and changing his picture to this
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  • claim that he was named one of the Top 20 Most Influential People on Fucking Up Lore

and a bonus from last year: listing roles as “game designer, director, producer, liar”

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