list of edits that have been made to todd howard’s french wikipedia page today

because the english one got protected too quickly

• copy+pasting a transcript of “fred goes swimming”
• writing “buy skyrim” like a billion times over and over again. you wanna see it, this person was dedicated
• a statement beginning “He’s a stinky man with big feet”
• obligatory bee movie script
• changing his name to Hodd “Coward” Toward
• changing his name to Todd Howard the Video Game Coward
• “nationality: Milkiest Boy”, born 1771, changing every mention of “game” to “jame”
• a sentence saying that he created the entire universe 1000 years before his birth and that this explains the phrase “a small problem in the matrix”
• birthdate is 4/20/6969, “known for: being a spineless coward”
• born 1371, name change to Hodd “Bussy” Toward
• replacing entire first part of article with his name, repeatedly
• translating the entire article to english for no reason and changing his picture to this

• claim that he was named one of the Top 20 Most Influential People on Fucking Up Lore

and a bonus from last year: listing roles as “game designer, director, producer, liar”