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DM: You enter the room, there are tables and chairs with a layer of dust on them.

Me, a barbarian, has been flipping tables lately: I flip the DUST.

DM: …Ok roll dex.

Me: Natural 20

DM: I…

DM: You, somehow, flip the dust, leaving the furniture undisturbed.

Me & rest of party: Dying of laughter.