Silver Tongue

wayhaughtt:

andromedoid:

“Are you ticklish” is such a loaded question. If you say no they’ll test it. If you say yes they’ll test it. Just tickle me. Get it over with. Subject me to this horror soon so that I may begin my healing process. 

My 7th grade English teacher told us the proper response to “are you tickleish?” Is “I have diarrhea”

Batteries are the saddest thing in life. They’re either working or they’re dead.

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