gallusrostromegalus:

whisqrs:

i think that uncrustables being considered a type of ravioli should be highly classified information

On this episode of Sandwich Discourse: the relationship between filled pastas and sandwiches. Let’s get some expert opinions:

My Jewish Aunt and self-described “Foodie”: “An uncrustable isn’t a ravioli Becuase you have to cook ravioli. Also you shouldn’t eat those, they full of high fructose corn syrup, here, I’ll make you a PB&J- ”

Neighbor D, radical food theorist who pioneered the extremely good succotash hot dog: “Raviolis are more of a sandwich than Pop tarts are because they contain protein and therefore can be a whole meal.”

My Sicilian uncle: “…it’s way too early for this.”