banishedquasiroyal:

“megalodon is extinct, bq, you have nothing to worry about” guess what bitch i dont trust the fucking ocean!!!! i dont!!!! have you fucking SEEN oarfish??? WHAT THE FUCK the ocean is WATER, which we humans CANT BREATHE, for A REASON

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  3. daydreamingtomatos said: Think about it like this: you’re so tiny they don’t care. Do you try to eat gnats? No because its not worth the effort. You could probably ride one with a scuba tank without it noticing.
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  5. nausicaaenriquez said: be afraid of global warming not megalodon
  6. daystxlker said: megaladon wasn’t that bad. just big ass shark. there’s worse shit in the ocean, ur right to be afraid. sharks are like. NOT SCARY. they’re just big dumb babies, honestly. deer, though? deer will fuck you up. ever see a moose?