scalydweeb:

Justin: Stop. Stop. This needs to be addressed. My first thought was the tunnel of love, right? Okay, but stop for a second and think.

Griffin: Oh my god - holy shit Justin! You’re right!

Justin: Seriously though. Media has perpetrated a lot of lies on us growing up as kids, especially like, old cartoons. I’ve never, in my entire adult life - I’ve traveled all across this great land of ours, I’ve never, ever, ever seen a tunnel of love. I’ve seen a fake Mario Brothers castle that kids could run around in and fall and die. Like, I’ve seen a spaceship that spins around so fast that you stick to the walls. I’ve never seen a tunnel of love in my entire life.

Griffin: Because essentially what a tunnel of love is, is a timed hand-job challenge. Are you tough enough?

Justin: Can you jack it?

Griffin: You have 118 seconds, go! Uh-oh, look up ahead. Do you hear the clown music? You better hurry! You better hurry and finish to the clown music!

Travis: That’s when the camera flashes.

  1. cleverusername01 reblogged this from mbmbam-quotes
  2. piratechaos reblogged this from sludgebat
  3. howdobadthings reblogged this from the-ace-space-race
  4. the-ace-space-race reblogged this from mbmbam-quotes
  5. myassgoodbye reblogged this from mbmbam-quotes
  6. what-is-what-was reblogged this from americanbeautiies
  7. taakoyumbrella reblogged this from mbmbam-quotes
  8. justiceismyoxygen reblogged this from mbmbam-quotes
  9. computerfighterstwothousand reblogged this from computerfighterstwothousand
  10. statesideshift reblogged this from barry-bluejeans
  11. mathiasdrako reblogged this from silentspaces