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opossummypossum:
“ wolfsmom1:
“ opossummypossum:
“ ways in which opossums are like beautiful girls:
• shiny eyes
• cute nose
• shapely ears
• pink lips
• silky fur
• 50 teeth
• 13 nipples
• slight mustache
”
Look, I have one of these creepy jerks in...

opossummypossum:

wolfsmom1:

opossummypossum:

ways in which opossums are like beautiful girls:

  • shiny eyes
  • cute nose
  • shapely ears
  • pink lips
  • silky fur
  • 50 teeth
  • 13 nipples
  • slight mustache

Look, I have one of these creepy jerks in my back garden and it can fuck off. It freezes and looks at me with that mannequin face of “you didn’t see anything.” I understand that it’s a good thing for the ecosystem but it fuckin freaks me out. Blechhhh. I like the bunny rabbits and the chipmunks and the occasional mouse but this ugly ass bitch needs to shove off.

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more ways in which opossums are like beautiful girls:

  • adorable when asleep
  • long fingers
  • permanent smokey eye
  • fuzzy belly
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