ways in which opossums are like beautiful girls:
- shiny eyes
- cute nose
- shapely ears
- pink lips
- silky fur
- 50 teeth
- 13 nipples
- slight mustache
Look, I have one of these creepy jerks in my back garden and it can fuck off. It freezes and looks at me with that mannequin face of “you didn’t see anything.” I understand that it’s a good thing for the ecosystem but it fuckin freaks me out. Blechhhh. I like the bunny rabbits and the chipmunks and the occasional mouse but this ugly ass bitch needs to shove off.
more ways in which opossums are like beautiful girls:
- adorable when asleep
- long fingers
- permanent smokey eye
- fuzzy belly
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