sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

what am I supposed to do when I’m at work and a customer asks “do you use chip?” and I say “yes but we don’t use salsa” and they don’t even laugh

the first customer I tried this joke on was like the epitome of White Dad™️ and after I said it his face was stoic but his eyes swelled with extreme pride

Reblogged 2 years ago from scafe-dragon (Originally from sabertoothwalrus)
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