adurot:

i-hate-all-pedophiles:

asexualrikkibarnes:

transpeter:

read-me-loud-and-queer:

transpeter:

could thanos just like..,… calm down?? why he wanna be ruler of the universe anyway,, universe ain’t done nothing cool?? wanna know what is cool?? lazer tag,,, why can’t he just calm down..,,,… buy a lazer tag place and earn a steady income w the lazers….. ?

we can’t get the actual reason in the movie, because fox owns Deadpool, but the entire infinity war is because Thanos is in love with Death, who’s in love with Deadpool, so Thanos wants to destroy the universe and kill as many people as possible to win Death’s heart. we’ve been robbed some QUALITY interactions since Deadpool isn’t in this movie and they probs won’t include Death.

ah so basically thanos is an entitled fuckboy that was turned down and went on a killing spree bc he feels like he’s owed a relationship

didn’t think i could have more reasons to hate thanos and YET

that’s exactly what it is.

Thanos is the ultimate incel

Thanos is so jealous of Deadpool and Death’s love affair that he curses Deadpool with immortality so that they can never be together.