Gmbralta

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Gm: Talk to your GM if you’re struggling with your character

Be honest with your GM if you’re sexually active. If you’re sexually active, making a character may not be right for you. Making a character may cause symptoms such as bunions, burping, destruction of personal property, intense bouts of crying, a sudden crush on David Hasslehoff, explosive diahreeha, implosive diahreeha, and more. Seek medical attention if your character lasts longer than 4 hours. *picture of two tieflings in bathtubs holding hands on a mountain* Cause that’s how old people have sex. Apparently

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