Silver Tongue

neko-ereri:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I met Markiplier in a grocery store, but when I went up to him to say hello I said “why the fuck are you in Canada?” instead and he looked like he’d been caught doing something he shouldn’t have been before yelling “DISTRACTION!” and throwing a box of Kleenex at my head. When I looked back, he was barreling toward the exit.

I didn’t read the URL and I still accepted that this was an actual event that happened

i could 100% believe it was a real event

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    I can see that tbh.Also getting my hopes up about randomly bumping into Mark at Sainsbury’s or Tesco sometime. London...
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