look, i don’t know how many times i have to say this but he’s not loki, he doesn’t have a silver-tongue, but they’re like writing these epic poems in his honor and i’m like ???????

not to sound like a former loki stan, which i am, but kyle’s villainous presentation is so utterly lackluster 

when he talks, he just sounds like adam driver, and adam driver’s voice is not distinct, adam driver just sounds like some guy they found

AND none of kylo’s lines are particularly striking so like how has he amassed this following? what has he done? kylo could NEVER come up with “it’s the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation. the bright lure of freedom diminishes your life’s joy in a mad scramble for power” can that backwards ass square titty hoe even SPELL subjugation???

Kinda reminds me of Megamind when he says “you’re a villain all right but not a supervillain.” And the other guy’s like “what’s the difference?” And Megamind says “presentation!”