“were you born a boy or a girl”
bold of you to assume I was born at all
I personally was created in a lab
Just straight up spawned
the notes….the notes…..majestic abomination…you people, your merry destructive mayhem…this unholy mattress fire…….for fucks sake read the notes
I was retconned into existence to fix a plot hole four years ago.
Phased in through a weak spot in the barrier between this plane of existence and my own.
I’ve died more times than I was born, so it canceled out.
I just crawled out of a hole! Just now :)
Fell out of a dimensional rift precisely two weeks, three days, 4 hours, 43 minutes and 27 seconds ago
A cockup happened and I’m a changeling with no human counterpart. Very embarrassing.
Crawled out of a drainpipe next to the hospital and got adopted.
I arrived on a meteor sent through a portal defense system of a warring planet during the reckoning.
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