chess-and-snickers:

thehornedwitch:

existentialcrisisetcetera:

heiroflight413:

aegisaglow:

fjord-thinker:

gnollgirl:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

soft-arthropod:

yet-another-mistake:

dateanenbysuggest:

“were you born a boy or a girl”

bold of you to assume I was born at all

I personally was created in a lab

Just straight up spawned

the notes….the notes…..majestic abomination…you people, your merry destructive mayhem…this unholy mattress fire…….for fucks sake read the notes

I was retconned into existence to fix a plot hole four years ago.

Phased in through a weak spot in the barrier between this plane of existence and my own.

I’ve died more times than I was born, so it canceled out.

I just crawled out of a hole! Just now :)

Fell out of a dimensional rift precisely two weeks, three days, 4 hours, 43 minutes and 27 seconds ago

A cockup happened and I’m a changeling with no human counterpart. Very embarrassing.

Crawled out of a drainpipe next to the hospital and got adopted.

I arrived on a meteor sent through a portal defense system of a warring planet during the reckoning.