thegestianpoet

loki doesn’t have gender reveal parties he has species reveal parties 

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he tears open a box of balloons and the great hall of asgard erupts into screams of chaos like “WHY ARE THEY SHAPED…LIKE HORSES?” “WHERE DID HE EVEN GET HORSE SHAPED BALLOONS?” “WE ALL HATE THIS VERY MUCH!”

thegestianpoet

anyways happy mother’s day!