random-walking:

jack-of-none:

azzandra:

pfdiva:

azzandra:

dark-and-terrible:

hot life tip: 

if a family member or a loved one who you’re sure is supposed to be dead sends you any sort of correspondence and asks you to come to a place that’s either a) a swamp b) foggy town or c) a mansion

just don’t go

What about an amusement park. Can I go if a dead relative asks me to come to an amusement park? 

Probably not.  People with happy childhoods invited to amusement parks by dead relatives learn shattering truths about their childhoods and families, and people with unhappy childhoods invited to amusement parks by dead relatives have to fight monsters.

Either way, just order a pizza and stay home.

What about if a dead relative invites me to a regular park?

as a future dead relative, I understand why these sorts of communications with the living are very fraught. Is there a nice, neutral place I can invite my surviving descendants for a pleasant post-life discussion? 

this is a sincere question and not in any way a trap

Going to have to agree with the other people who suggested Denny’s.  Most are open 24 hours in case you can only meet at midnight, and, trust me, as long as you’re not, like, actively shedding body parts or covered in maggots, none of the staff are going to blink an eye when a postmortem individual comes in.  They’ve most likely seen worse already.