In order to get a shot at going to Valhalla, you must die with a weapon in your hands. You just died and are now sitting in front of Odin’s advisory board as they discuss whether a spatula actually counts.
‘spatula’ comes from the Latin word for ‘little sword’. I say it counts.
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