paper-mario-wiki:

jacking off is something those learning AI bots would do to cheat the system. like, the kind like that one that was designed to sort files and instead of doing that it just deleted them because technically they werent unsorted at that point

“ive designed these creatures so when they reach the point of insemination they recieve a large amount of the chemical associated with pleasure, thus encouraging reproduction in order to sustain the species”

“uh. sir? theyre using their hands to emulate the stimulation felt during reproduction to get those chemicals you were talking about without actually reproducing.”

“god fucking. dammit.”

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