Context: pre session, the DM gave the players homework to expand on their roleplaying. They had to come up with three rumours about their characters, whereof one was false, but the rest of the party wouldn’t know which one.

Me: so for Maio. People say she has had sex with 300 people, that’s the first one. second: she is embarrassed about her last name, which is why she refuses to tell you what it is-

Ranger: it’s Naisse, isn’t it?

Me: What?

Ranger: Maio Naisse.